Zero cuts right to the chase and asks Visor Person about his memories. I never thought I'd be reviewing an extremely crappy manga starring Zero, but HERE WE ARE!
Someone interrupts Visor Person's attempt at the new high score by saying that Harpuia and Zero are here, and VP gives them your typical cryptic greeting expected from leaders of mysterious enemy organizations. This time it appears to be the most boring control center ever, run by none other than Geordi La Forge. Meanwhile, we transition to yet another poorly lit room within Heaven. "If I go into the bathroom and find that all the toilets are clogged up, it'll be YOUR ASS, you hear me?" Frustrated, Fefnir unleashes this titanic comeback: Wait, why the hell did everyone turn into stick people with big heads? That doesn't even-you know what, screw it.Īnyway, Harpuia whispers that he's got an ace in the hole or he holds all the cards or some other related card pun in case Zero pulls his crap. Harpuia explains that Zero wanted to join their cause, and despite massacaring hordes of their minions and ALMOST killing Phantom, hey, he would be a really nifty keen soldier, don't you think? Fefnir notes that, despite all the bitching he did earlier about the Guardians failing to destroy Zero, Harpuia hasn't actually bothered to destroy Zero after all. So the plane lands at Titan Tower and Harpuia and Zero are greeted by the other Guardians. The truth is that THIS STORY IS HORRIBLE. Trust me when I say that this isn't going to matter at all. Before the title page, though, Passy realizes that Zero just didn't want Lito to get involved in the upcoming battle. So, last time, Zero totally ditched Lito to go to Neo Arcadia with his new drinking buddy Harpuia, after hearing the latter's completely logical and uncontradictory argument explaining why Zero should join them. Still, we must press on! Maybe if we walk fast enough, it won't notice us. Of course, since this manga has a long history of disappointment, I'm sure this tale won't end without dropping a few more surprises on us. No more crappy plotline, no more poor excuses for characters, no more casual raping of sounds too good to be true. At long last, this godless monstrosity called the Mega Man Zero manga is nearly over.
This is it, ladies and gentlemen! We've finally reached the end, and I could not be happier.
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